"Is kissing a girl supposed to look like that?" Sherlock stared dryly at his colleague as he had the good Dr. Sawyer pressed up against the wall. Did they really think that because they were in another room, nobody could see inside? "I have... no idea" the Doctor's nose wrinkled, hands wringing together as his cheeks tinged pink. He'd had women he loved and even children but he still blushed at things like this.
The detective sighed, turning away to give his friend a modicum of privacy "I mean... the mechanics aren't really all that difficult, I just don't get why people want to do it all the time. There are so many other things to spend time on"
"Time" the taller man laughed before paling slightly "Kissing just makes you feel awkward and nervous and scared to death and you're always just a little bit rubbish... Especially when they just sort of launch themselves at you" he puckered his lips absently, remembering his first kiss with River Song.
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My idea has run dry. XD Can't think of how to finish the idea without making it sound super cheesy so I'm ending here~
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Original prompt:
Sherlock Holmes out-clevering the Doctor.
First attempt:
Sherlock's eyes narrowed, his upper lip curling ever so slightly. This man, this 'doctor' comes out of nowhere, telling him he's got it all wrong and not to touch anything. He knew how crime scenes worked! He'd been solving thefts and murders at the same age that most children were learning how to drive their parent's car! "What are you doing?" his impatience was etched into his voice.
"Something... complicated. That's what I'm doing." the Doctor said absently, scanning the puddle of goo with the Kallibrean stone his second cousin's wife's brother's two headed bird had given him before sticking a pinkie right in the middle. It was warm.
"Stop that!" Sherlock jerked the bow tie man off, thoroughly angry. He was supposed to be the eccentric one. He always thought that the stories Mycroft told him were attempts to make him look like an idiot. Apparently, his brother had the occasional good notion. "This is no concern of yours
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couldn't think of anything after this that would allow Holmes to win so I just stopped and tried another route :) And that's what the top was.
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